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Hello!Seems you've stumbled upon my blog. Just a pile of the stupid shit I like,but welcome!***May not always be spoiler free!

slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

tags: #ME 

ukaku:

comforting ur friends when they’re feeling bad about themselves like

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artificialimperialism:

myuncertainlife:

fandom-fox:

spoopyphilia:

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

tags: #fave 

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

tags: #kim 

captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

tags: #me today 

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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phaserbeams:

I may be obnoxious but at least I’m obnoxious in the tags

tags: #!!  #doges